Her Hat Is A Creation

A Gentleman Is Any Man Who Wouldn't Hit A Woman With His Hat On.

Everywhere Outside New York City Is Bridgeport, Connecticut.

The American Arrives In Paris With A Few French Phrases He Has Culled From A Conversational Guide Or Picked Up From A Friend Who Owns A Beret.

Condensed Milk Is Wonderful. I Don't See How They Can Get A Cow To Sit Down On Those Little Cans.

Television Is A Device That Permits People Who Haven't Anything To Do To Watch People Who Can't Do Anything.