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It Was Once Rumored That Fledgling Executives Walked Around Their Offices Backwards So They Wouldn't Have To Face An Issue.

After Quitting Radio I Was Able To Live On The Money I Saved On Aspirins.

Hanging Is Too Good For A Man Who Makes Puns; He Should Be Drawn And Quoted.

We Are Living In The Machine Age. For The First Time In History The Comedian Has Been Compelled To Supply Himself With Jokes And Comedy Material To Compete With The Machine. Whether He Knows It Or Not, The Comedian Is On A Treadmill To Oblivion.

Television Is A Triumph Of Equipment Over People.