I Play A Musical Instrument

Condensed Milk Is Wonderful. I Don't See How They Can Get A Cow To Sit Down On Those Little Cans.

California Is A Fine Place To Live - If You Happen To Be An Orange.

My Hometown Was So Dull That One Time The Tide Went Out And Never Came Back.

A Committee Is A Group Of People Who Individually Can Do Nothing, But Who, As A Group, Can Meet And Decide That Nothing Can Be Done.

When Jack Benny Plays The Violin, It Sounds As Though The Strings Are Still In The Cat.