When Jack Benny Plays The

Her Hat Is A Creation That Will Never Go Out Of Style; It Will Just Look Ridiculous Year After Year.

I Don't Have To Look Up My Family Tree, Because I Know That I'm The Sap.

If I Could Get My Membership Fee Back, I'd Resign From The Human Race.

During The Samuel Johnson Days They Had Big Men Enjoying Small Talk; Today We Have Small Men Enjoying Big Talk.

Hush, Little Bright Line, Don’t You Cry You’ll Be A Cliché By And By.