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You Can Take All The Sincerity In Hollywood, Place It In The Navel Of A Fruit Fly And Still Have Room Enough For Three Caraway Seeds And A Producer's Heart.

The First Thing That Strikes A Visitor To Paris Is A Taxi.

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