The First Thing That Strikes

English Coffee Tastes Like Water That Has Been Squeezed Out Of A Wet Sleeve.

A Comedian Who Starts Talking To Himself Becomes His Own Audience. This Is Fatal.

My Father Never Raised His Hand To Any One Of His Children, Except In Self-defense.

There Are Two Kinds Of Jokes - Funny Jokes And Jack Benny Jokes.

He's So Small, He's A Waste Of Skin.