The First Thing That Strikes

What's On Your Mind, If You Will Allow The Overstatement.

The Average Girl Would Rather Have Beauty Than Brains Because She Knows The Average Man Can See Much Better Than He Can Think- Ladies' Home Journali'd Rather Have Two Girls At Seventeen Than One At Thirty-four

Most Of Us Spend The First Six Days Of Each Week Sowing Wild Oats; Then We Go To Church On Sunday And Pray For A Crop Failure.

A Committee Is A Group Of The Unprepared, Appointed By The Unwilling To Do The Unnecessary.

I Play A Musical Instrument A Little, But Only For My Own Amazement.