A Committee Is A Group

He Was So Narrow Minded That If He Fell On A Pin It Would Blind Him In Both Eyes.

She Used To Be A Teacher But She Has No Class Now.

The Vice-president Of An Advertising Agency Is A Bit Of Executive Fungus That Forms On A Desk That Has Been Exposed To Conference.

He's So Small, He's A Waste Of Skin.

Most Of Us Spend The First Six Days Of Each Week Sowing Wild Oats; Then We Go To Church On Sunday And Pray For A Crop Failure.