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To A Newspaperman, A Human Being Is An Item With Skin Wrapped Around It.

My Uncle Is A Southern Planter. He's An Undertaker In Alabama.

A Molehill Man Is A Pseudo-busy Executive Who Comes To Work At 9 Am And Finds A Molehill On His Desk. He Has Until 5 Pm To Make This Molehill Into A Mountain. An Accomplished Molehill Man Will Often Have His Mountain Finished Before Lunch.

A Comedian Who Starts Talking To Himself Becomes His Own Audience. This Is Fatal.

In Show Business, More Showgirls Are Kept Than Promises.