A Comedian Who Starts Talking

I Play A Musical Instrument A Little, But Only For My Own Amazement.

Imitation Is The Sincerest Form Of Television.

Radio Is Called A Medium Because It Is Rare That Anything Is Well Done.

Television Is A Device That Permits People Who Haven't Anything To Do To Watch People Who Can't Do Anything.

On Ships They Call Them Barnacles; In Business They Attach Themselves To Desks And Are Called Vice Presidents.