Imitation Is The Sincerest Form

I Have Just Returned From Boston. It Is The Only Thing To Do If You Find Yourself Up There.

My Hometown Was So Dull That One Time The Tide Went Out And Never Came Back.

It Was Once Rumored That Fledgling Executives Walked Around Their Offices Backwards So They Wouldn't Have To Face An Issue.

The Vice-president Of An Advertising Agency Is A Bit Of Executive Fungus That Forms On A Desk That Has Been Exposed To Conference.

To A Newspaperman, A Human Being Is An Item With Skin Wrapped Around It.