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Everything Is For The Eye These Days - Tv, Life, Look, The Movies. Nothing Is Just For The Mind. The Next Generation Will Have Eyeballs As Big As Cantaloupes And No Brain At All.

An Advertising Agency Is 85 Percent Confusion And 15 Percent Commission.

The World Is A Grindstone And Life Is Your Nose

He Dreamed He Was Eating Shredded Wheat And Woke Up To Find The Mattress Half Gone.

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