The World Is A Grindstone

During The Samuel Johnson Days They Had Big Men Enjoying Small Talk; Today We Have Small Men Enjoying Big Talk.

On Ships They Call Them Barnacles; In Business They Attach Themselves To Desks And Are Called Vice Presidents.

Hollywood Is A Place Where People From Iowa Mistake Each Other For Stars.

Ed Sullivan Will Be Around As Long As Someone Else Has Talent.

The Advertising World Had Space Men In It Before Spacemen Existed.