Hollywood Is A Place Where

I Don't Have To Look Up My Family Tree, Because I Know That I'm The Sap.

All That The Comedian Has To Show For His Years Of Work And Aggravation Is The Echo Of Forgotten Laughter.

The Last Time I Saw Him He Was Walking Down Lover's Lane Holding His Own Hand.

Hollywood Is A Place Where People From Iowa Mistake Each Other For Stars.

Some Movie Stars Wear Their Sunglasses Even In Church. They're Afraid God Might Recognize Them And Ask For Autographs.