Hollywood Is A Place Where

California Is A Fine Place To Live - If You Happen To Be An Orange.

During The Samuel Johnson Days They Had Big Men Enjoying Small Talk; Today We Have Small Men Enjoying Big Talk.

I Always Have Trouble Remembering Three Things: Faces, Names, And - I Can't Remember What The Third Thing Is.

Television Is A Device That Permits People Who Haven't Anything To Do To Watch People Who Can't Do Anything.

A Psychiatrists Is The Next Man You Start Talking To After You Start Talking To Yourself.