Hush, Little Bright Line, Don’t

A Comedian Who Starts Talking To Himself Becomes His Own Audience. This Is Fatal.

All I Know About Humor Is That I Don't Know Anything About It.

A Committee Is A Group Of The Unprepared, Appointed By The Unwilling To Do The Unnecessary.

The World Is A Grindstone And Life Is Your Nose

In Show Business, More Showgirls Are Kept Than Promises.