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A Telescope Will Magnify A Star A Thousand Times, But A Good Press Agent Can Do Even Better.

I Always Have Trouble Remembering Three Things: Faces, Names, And - I Can't Remember What The Third Thing Is.

An Associate Producer Is The Only Guy In Hollywood Who Will Associate With A Producer.

An Income Tax Form Is Like A Laundry List - Either Way You Lose Your Shirt.

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