I Always Have Trouble Remembering

Television Is A Medium Because Anything Well Done Is Rare.

A Comedian Who Starts Talking To Himself Becomes His Own Audience. This Is Fatal.

Everything Is For The Eye These Days - Tv, Life, Look, The Movies. Nothing Is Just For The Mind. The Next Generation Will Have Eyeballs As Big As Cantaloupes And No Brain At All.

An Actor's Popularity Is Fleeting. His Success Has The Life Expectancy Of A Small Boy Who Is About To Look Into A Gas Tank With A Lighted Match.

I'm Going To Boston To See My Doctor. He's A Very Sick Man.