He Always Had A Chip

My Uncle Is A Southern Planter. He's An Undertaker In Alabama.

If Criticism Had Any Power To Harm, The Skunk Would Be Extinct By Now.

On Ships They Call Them Barnacles; In Business They Attach Themselves To Desks And Are Called Vice Presidents.

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