If Criticism Had Any Power

All That The Comedian Has To Show For His Years Of Work And Aggravation Is The Echo Of Forgotten Laughter.

Some Movie Stars Wear Their Sunglasses Even In Church. They're Afraid God Might Recognize Them And Ask For Autographs.

The S.s. Sierra Was A Ten-thousand-ton Vessel. Today, Lifeboats Bigger Than The Sierra Are Found On The Queen Mary And Other Luxury Liners.

The Average Vice-president Is A Form Of Executive Fungus That Attaches Itself To A Desk. On A Boat This Growth Would Be Called A Barnacle.

He Was So Narrow Minded That If He Fell On A Pin It Would Blind Him In Both Eyes.