If Criticism Had Any Power

Everywhere Outside New York City Is Bridgeport, Connecticut.

Hanging Is Too Good For A Man Who Makes Puns; He Should Be Drawn And Quoted.

An Actor's Popularity Is Fleeting. His Success Has The Life Expectancy Of A Small Boy Who Is About To Look Into A Gas Tank With A Lighted Match.

The First Time I Sang In The Church Choir; Two Hundred People Changed Their Religion.

It Was Once Rumored That Fledgling Executives Walked Around Their Offices Backwards So They Wouldn't Have To Face An Issue.