He Was So Narrow Minded

An Advertising Agency Is 85 Percent Confusion And 15 Percent Commission.

Three Million Frogs' Legs Are Served In Paris - Daily. Nobody Knows What Became Of The Rest Of The Frogs.

Everything Is For The Eye These Days - Tv, Life, Look, The Movies. Nothing Is Just For The Mind. The Next Generation Will Have Eyeballs As Big As Cantaloupes And No Brain At All.

A Celebrity Is A Person Who Works Hard All Of Their Life To Become Well Known, And Then Wears Dark Glasses To Avoid Being Recognized.

A Telescope Will Magnify A Star A Thousand Times, But A Good Press Agent Can Do Even Better.