He Was So Narrow Minded

Her Hat Is A Creation That Will Never Go Out Of Style; It Will Just Look Ridiculous Year After Year.

California Is A Fine Place To Live - If You Happen To Be An Orange.

Hush, Little Bright Line, Don’t You Cry You’ll Be A Cliché By And By.

Television Is A Device That Permits People Who Haven't Anything To Do To Watch People Who Can't Do Anything.

Hanging Is Too Good For A Man Who Makes Puns; He Should Be Drawn And Quoted.