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Television Is The Triumph Of Machine Over People.

I Don't Want To Own Anything That Won't Fit Into My Coffin.

After Quitting Radio I Was Able To Live On The Money I Saved On Aspirins.

I Can't Understand Why A Person Will Take A Year To Write A Novel When He Can Easily Buy One For A Few Dollars.

Life, In My Estimation, Is A Biological Misadventure That We Terminate On The Shoulders Of Six Strange Men Whose Only Objective Is To Make A Hole In One With You.