I Don't Want To Own

A Telescope Will Magnify A Star A Thousand Times, But A Good Press Agent Can Do Even Better.

All I Know About Humor Is That I Don't Know Anything About It.

To A Newspaperman, A Human Being Is An Item With Skin Wrapped Around It.

Ed Sullivan Will Be Around As Long As Someone Else Has Talent.

I Can't Understand Why A Person Will Take A Year To Write A Novel When He Can Easily Buy One For A Few Dollars.