Hollywood Is A Great Place

California Is A Fine Place To Live - If You Happen To Be An Orange.

The World Is A Grindstone And Life Is Your Nose

English Coffee Tastes Like Water That Has Been Squeezed Out Of A Wet Sleeve.

With The Advance Of Refrigeration, I Hope That Along With The Frozen Foods Someday We Will Have Frozen Conversation. A Person Will Be Able To Keep A Frozen Promise Indefinitely.

Everywhere Outside New York City Is Bridgeport, Connecticut.