During The Samuel Johnson Days

I'm Going To Boston To See My Doctor. He's A Very Sick Man.

Most Of Us Spend The First Six Days Of Each Week Sowing Wild Oats; Then We Go To Church On Sunday And Pray For A Crop Failure.

It Is Bad To Suppress Laughter. It Goes Back Down And Spreads To Your Hips.

When Jack Benny Plays The Violin, It Sounds As Though The Strings Are Still In The Cat.

I Can't Understand Why A Person Will Take A Year To Write A Novel When He Can Easily Buy One For A Few Dollars.