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Television Is A Medium Because Anything Well Done Is Rare.

A Celebrity Is A Person Who Works Hard All Of Their Life To Become Well Known, And Then Wears Dark Glasses To Avoid Being Recognized.

We Are Living In The Machine Age. For The First Time In History The Comedian Has Been Compelled To Supply Himself With Jokes And Comedy Material To Compete With The Machine. Whether He Knows It Or Not, The Comedian Is On A Treadmill To Oblivion.

Hollywood Is A Place Where People From Iowa Mistake Each Other For Stars.

Radio Is Called A Medium Because It Is Rare That Anything Is Well Done.