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A Molehill Man Is A Pseudo-busy Executive Who Comes To Work At 9 Am And Finds A Molehill On His Desk. He Has Until 5 Pm To Make This Molehill Into A Mountain. An Accomplished Molehill Man Will Often Have His Mountain Finished Before Lunch.

Television Is The Triumph Of Machine Over People.

To A Newspaperman, A Human Being Is An Item With Skin Wrapped Around It.

During The Samuel Johnson Days They Had Big Men Enjoying Small Talk; Today We Have Small Men Enjoying Big Talk.

After Quitting Radio I Was Able To Live On The Money I Saved On Aspirins.