A Celebrity Is A Person

A Comedian Who Starts Talking To Himself Becomes His Own Audience. This Is Fatal.

An Actor's Popularity Is Fleeting. His Success Has The Life Expectancy Of A Small Boy Who Is About To Look Into A Gas Tank With A Lighted Match.

With The Advance Of Refrigeration, I Hope That Along With The Frozen Foods Someday We Will Have Frozen Conversation. A Person Will Be Able To Keep A Frozen Promise Indefinitely.

A Gentleman Is Any Man Who Wouldn't Hit A Woman With His Hat On.

All That The Comedian Has To Show For His Years Of Work And Aggravation Is The Echo Of Forgotten Laughter.