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I've Found That My Humor Goes Over Big In London.

My Material Is As New As Anything On The Dinner Table. What Difference Does It Make If I'm 70 Or If I'm 20? The Audience Knows They Aren't Getting Any Old Stories From Me.

Why Is It That They Have Bibles In Every Motel Room? Why Should A Man Want To Read The Bible When He's With A Woman Alone In A Motel Room? Why Would He Be Interested? Whatever He's Praying For, He's Already Got!

Honesty Is Nothin' Compared To Decency.

America Is The Only Country In The World Where You Can Burn The Flag But Can't Tear The Tag Off The Mattress.