I've Found That My Humor

Prostitutes Go To Jail. Their Customers Go Home And Read The New York Times. In This Country You're Allowed To Buy Anything. If You Need A Shirt, You Have A Right To Buy It. If You Need Sex, You Don't. What's More Important, Sex Or A Shirt?

A Person Who Speaks Good English In New York Sounds Like A Foreigner.

I've Found That My Humor Goes Over Big In London.

If An Englishman Gets Run Down By A Truck He Apologizes To The Truck.

While I Have The Utmost Respect For People Who Practice The Christian Faith, The Fact Is, As Everyone Knows, I Am As Jewish As A Matzo Ball Or Kosher Salami.