All They Teach You In

Aphrodisiacs Come In Many Forms: Food, Drink, The Internet.

Here's A Tip For All You Aspiring Young Comics: Don't Beat Up The Customers. It Is Very Difficult To Get Laughs From An Audience When You've Actually Drawn Blood From One Of Their Number. It Kills The Mood.

Sometimes My Pathology Just Spills Out Into The Camera Doesn't It?

I Said That The Only Way I Could Have A Band That Would Work In The Format Of My Show Is If The Band Were Crap. So If I Have A Band They'd Have To Really Suck.

You Gotta Laugh Because If You Didn't You'd Cry