You Gotta Laugh Because If

I Only Like Sports That Bond Villains Played.

I Hated The Summer Jobs I Had When I Was A Teenager. They Were So Mundane And Repetitious, They Deadened My Soul. On The Bright Side, It Was Good Training For This Job.

Being Funny Is A Gift, And, When Done Well, Is An Art Form.

Being Guilty Tends To Engender Feelings Of Guilt.

I Enjoy Bathing, As Many Europeans Don't.