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Don't Ever Rope Me In As A Late-night Talk Show Host. I Don't Want To Be One.

Bp Ceo Tony Hayward Said Recently, 'no One Wants This Thing Over More Than I Do. I'd Like My Life Back.' Tony, I'm So Sorry You Had Your Summer Disrupted. I'd Buy You A Drink, But You'd Probably Spill That Too And Make Me Clean It Up.

People Sometimes Say To Me: "craig, Get Out Of My Garden."

Jeb Bush Announced Today On The Internet That He May Run For President. The Next Presidential Election Could Be Bush Vs. Clinton. It Will Be Like 1992 All Over Again Except I Won't Be In Rehab.

I Enjoy Bathing, As Many Europeans Don't.