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The Honeymoon Is The Only Period When A Woman Isn't Trying To Reform Her Husband.

Ego: The Only Thing That Can Keep Growing Without Nourishment.

The Car Was Invented As A Convenient Place To Sit Out Traffic Jams

More Diets Start In Dress Shops Than In Doctors' Offices.

A Special Skill, Like Speaking Several Languages, Or Keeping Your Mouth Shut In One.