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Compare What You Want With What You Have, And You'll Be Unhappy; Compare What You Deserve With What You Have, And You'll Be Happy.

A Husband May Forget Where He Went On His Honeymoon, But He Never Forgets Why.

Sometimes The Unexpected Happens When You Don't Expect A Person To Come Up To Expectations.

If You Want To Know How Little Your Dignity Is Worth, Take It To The Pawnbroker.

An Expert Is Someone Who Takes Something You Already Know And Makes It Sound Confusing.