All Work And No Pay

The Computer Saves Man A Lot Of Guesswork, But So Does The Bikini.

A Corporation Has All The Powers And Privileges Of An Individual: All It Lacks Is A Conscience.

There Is Nothing More Dignified Than A Corpse.

The Only Way To Cure An Egotist From Bragging Is By Surgery--amputation At The Neck.

A Cynic Sees Little To Admire In The World, While The World Sees Even Less To Admire In Him.