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Housework Is What A Woman Does That Nobody Notices Unless She Hasn't Done It.

A Compromise Is A Settlement By Which Each Side Gets What Neither Side Wanted.

Definition Of A Statistician: A Man Who Believes Figures Don't Lie, But Admits Than Under Analysis Some Of Them Won't Stand Up Either.

Don't Tear Your Hair Out Over A Woman; It'll Be Harder To Attract The Next One If You're Bald.

All Work And No Pay Makes A Housewife.