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The Lazy Man Claims He Is Too Heavy For Light Work And Too Light For Heavy Work.

Washington Is The Place Where Nobody Believes A Rumor Until It Has Been Officially Denied.

A Special Skill, Like Speaking Several Languages, Or Keeping Your Mouth Shut In One.

The Trouble With The World Is That Laziness Is Seldom Curable And Never Fatal.

In A Democracy, You Believe It Or Not; In A Dictatorship, You Believe It Or Else.