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The Quizzical Expression Of The Monkey At The Zoo Comes From His Wondering Whether He Is His Brother's Keeper, Or His Keeper's Brother.

The Only Thing Worse Than Being On The Wrong Side Of An Argument Is To Be On The Right Side With No One Listening.

Some People Worry Because They Are In Debt; Others, Because They Can't Even Get In.

In Elections, The Undecided Vote Is Usually The Deciding Factor.

A Bore Finds It Easy To Start Talking, And Even Easier To Get Others To Stop Listening.