Always Give An Autograph When

If You Don't Root For The Dodgers, You Might Not Get Into Heaven.

Listen, If You Start Worrying About The People In The Stands, Before Too Long You're Up In The Stands With Them.

I Firmly Believe That There Is A God. I Firmly Believe That There Is A Heaven. And I Firmly Believe That If You Go There, It's Gonna Be Great.

I Love Doubleheaders. That Way I Get To Keep My Uniform On Longer.

My God, Look At The Words People Use Today. They Use Profanity Like It's Nothing. Christ Almighty.