Always Remember That As Long

I'm Primarily Just An Investor.

Some Physicists Describe Gravity In Terms Of Ten Dimensions All Curled Up. But Those Aren't Real Words-just Placeholders, Used To Refer To Parts Of Abstract Equations.

Boss: I Just Heard That Light Travels Faster Than Sound. I'm Wondering If I Should Shout When I Speak, Just So My Lips Appear To Sync-up With My Words.

If You Haven't Already Told Your Kids 'don't Fellate The President' Then You're Probably A Bad Parent.

Every Year, It Takes More Brains To Navigate This Complicated World. More People Are Falling Below What I Call The 'incompetence Line' Through No Fault Of Their Own.