Ideas Are Worthless. Execution Is

I Can't Memorize Names And Shake Hands At The Same Time.

You Probably Think Stephen Hawking Is In That Wheelchair Because Of A Motor Neuron Disease. But If You Got As Much Barely-legal Student Poontang As The Hawkster, You'd Be In A Wheelchair Too.

I Think The Pleasure Of Completed Work Is What Makes Blogging So Popular. You Have To Believe Most Bloggers Have Few If Any Actual Readers. The Writers Are In It For Other Reasons. Blogging Is Like Work, But Without Coworkers Thwarting You At Every Turn. All You Get Is The Pleasure Of A Completed Task.

E-books Are Impervious To Analogy.

The Best You Can Hope For In This Life Is That Your Delusions Are Benign And Your Compulsions Have Utility.