America Is The New Roman

I Wanna Live 'til I Die, No More, No Less.

I've Wiped The File? .... I've Wiped All The Files? .... I've Wiped The Internet? I Don't Even Have A Modem!

I'm An Action Transvestite.

When I Watched Braveheart I Was In Tears And I Was Rooting For The Scottish People

I Mean, Sometimes... A Comedian Becomes An Actor, And They Just Don't Deliver, Because The Bottom Line Of Comedy Is To Be Funny, And The Bottom Line Of Acting Is To Be Truthful, And They Get That Mixed Up Sometimes, Or Don't Even Notice That That's The Thing.