And Eventually As I Kept

Sure, Being A Reservist Wasn't As Glamorous, But I Was The One Who Had To Look At Myself In The Mirror.

I'd Much Rather Be On Stage Talking To A Couple Of Retards For Twenty Bucks Than Sitting At My Desk Thinking Up Jokes For...well Let's Say A Few Dollars More.

I Had A Job As A Paralegal. I Drove A Cab.

Zero, Zero Belief In Myself. And It's Changed Somewhat, But There's Still A Lot Of That In Me.

The Closest I Ever Came To Death Was Masturbating With A 104-degree Temperature.