Any Comedian Who Tells You

We Need Conservatives That Can Accept Gays, And Then We Need Hippies That Can Shave And Bathe.

In My Mind, I Was Always A Comedian Who Was Going To Branch Into Writing.

There's All Kinds Of Those Moments In Your Life Where Either Through A Weird Set Of Circumstances, Or A Song You Hear, Or A Smell You Smell, Or One Person Says Something Totally Out Of The Context Without The Meaning That You Assigned To It, But You Snap Back To The Way You Were When You Were 14 Or 15. We All Deal With That.

I Haven't Sworn Off Facebook. I'm On Facebook. There's A Fan Page On Facebook That I Will Update, But I'm On There Myself Under A Pseudonym, Because There Were A Lot Of People Able To Private-message Me On Facebook, And It Was Getting Really Weird. And Then With Myspace, I Just Don't Read Messages. I Delete Everything, And I Just Post Updates Every Now And Then.

What I'm Realizing As I Get Older Is That A Movie's Mainstream Success Is Just As Unpredictable As A Movie's Cult Success. Plenty Of Movies That Are Truly Odd And Deserve Cults, Don't Have Cults. It's Just As Much Of A Crapshoot To Be A Cult Hit As It Is To Be A Mainstream Success. Isn't That Weird?