Any Jokes I Make I

Come On, Man, I Got A Full Beard!

I'm An Optimist - I Feel Like An Amazing Part Of Life Is That At Any Moment.

I Strapped An Mp3 Player To One Of Those Floor-cleaning Robots. Call Him Dj Roomba - Little Guy Cruises Around And Plays Music. What's Hot, Dj Roomba!

Acting Is A Plum Gig, And Then Animation Is An Even More Plum Gig.

I Have Never Taken The High Road, But I Tell Other People To 'cause Then There's More Room For Me On The Low Road.