Any Woman Who Still Thinks

Any Woman Who Still Thinks Marriage Is A Fifty-fifty Proposition Is Only Proving That She Doesn't Understand Either Men Or Percentages.

The Biggest Sin Is Sitting On Your Ass.

Women Are Dirt Searchers; Their Greatest Worth Is Irradicating Rings On Collars And Tables. Never Mind Real-estate Boards' Corruption And Racism, Here's Your Soapsuds. Everything She Is Doing Is Peripheral, Expendable, Crucial, And Non-negotiable. Cleanliness Is Next To Godliness.

Trying To Help An Oppressed Person Is Like Trying To Put Your Arm Around Somebody With A Sunburn.

I Never Stop To Wonder Why I'm Not Like Other People. They Mystery To Me Is Why More People Aren't Like Me.