Anyone Who Has Two Shirts

I Won't Say Ours Was A Tough School, But We Had Our Own Coroner. We Used To Write Songs Like, "what I'm Going To Do If I Grow Up".

...catholicism Is Like Howard Johnson, And What They Have Are These Franchises And They Give All These People Different Franchises In The Different Countries But They Have One Government, And When You Buy The Howard Johnson Franchise You Can Apply It To The Geography - Whatever's Cool For That Area - And Then You, You Know, Pay The Bread To The Main Office.

When You're Eight Years Old, Nothing Is Any Of Your Business.

To Say Whatever Nonsense Comes Into Your Head Without Any Repercussions Has Got To Be A Bigger High Than Heckling A Movie Screen In A Darkened Theater.

The Only Truly Anonymous Donor Is The Guy Who Knocks Up Your Daughter.