When You're Eight Years Old,

Never Trust A Preacher With More Than Two Suits.

I'll Die Young, But It's Like Kissing God.

If Something About The Human Body Disgusts You, The Fault Lies With The Manufacturer.

To Say Whatever Nonsense Comes Into Your Head Without Any Repercussions Has Got To Be A Bigger High Than Heckling A Movie Screen In A Darkened Theater.

I've Been Accused Of Bad Taste, And I'll Go Down To My Grave Accused Of It And Always By The Same People, The Ones Who Eat In Restaurants That Reserve The Right To Refuse Service To Anyone.