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Guys Are Like Dogs. They Keep Comin' Back. Ladies Are Like Cats. Yell At A Cat One Time, They're Gone.

I Want To Perform An Unnatural Act.

Communism Is Like One Big Phone Company.

You Are A White. The Imperial Wizard. Now, If You Don't Think This Is Logic You Can Burn Me On The Fiery Cross. This Is The Logic: You Have The Choice Of Spending Fifteen Years Married To A Woman, A Black Woman Or A White Woman. Fifteen Years Kissing And Hugging And Sleeping Real Close On Hot Nights. With A Black, Black Woman Or A White, White Woman. The White Woman Is Kate Smith. And The Black Woman Is Lena Horne. So You're Not Concerned With Black Or White Anymore, Are You? You Are Concerned With How Cute Or How Pretty. Then Let's Really Get Basic And Persecute Ugly People!

I Won't Say Ours Was A Tough School, But We Had Our Own Coroner. We Used To Write Songs Like, "what I'm Going To Do If I Grow Up".