Anyone Who Hates Children And

A Woman Drove Me To Drink And I Didn't Even Have The Decency To Thank Her.

I Always Keep A Supply Of Stimulant Handy In Case I See A Snake, Which I Also Keep Handy.

I Don't Drink Water. Have You Seen The Way It Rusts Pipes?

Back In My Rummy Days, I Would Tremble And Shake For Hours Upon Arising. It Was The Only Exercise I Got.

I Used To Be Indecisive, Now I'm Not So Sure.