Anything That Isn't Writing Is

Football Is A Game Designed To Keep Coal Miners Off The Streets.

I Became A Copy Boy. Not For Long. I Started Writing Stories.

Speaks Cheerful English And In The Past Has Written This Language With A Paintbrush That Talks.

Why Something In The Public Interest Such As Television News Can Be Fought Over, Like A Chain Of Hamburger Stands, Eludes Me.

Don't Trust A Brilliant Idea Unless It Survives The Hangover.