Artists Who Don't Paint Aren't

I Gave Up Drinking Lots Of Whiskey And Began To Practice Yoga And Meditation. As A Result I Am Not Dead.

I Don't Spend A Lot Of Time Working If I Can Help It.

I've Dubbed Myself As An Amateur, Not Because I Work In Different Field, But Because I Do What I Do For Love.

Being A Fan Of Authentic Dada, I Find Today's Art - What I Call 'bankers' Dada' - Mind-numbingly Dull. The Most Challenging Work I've Seen Of Late Is By The British Art Resistance. Their Document, 'a Call For Heroes In An Age Of Cowards', Is Apt In These Days Of Witless Chancers.

One Of My Biggest Problems In Life Has Been My Inability To Lie.