I've Dubbed Myself As An

Being A Fan Of Authentic Dada, I Find Today's Art - What I Call 'bankers' Dada' - Mind-numbingly Dull. The Most Challenging Work I've Seen Of Late Is By The British Art Resistance. Their Document, 'a Call For Heroes In An Age Of Cowards', Is Apt In These Days Of Witless Chancers.

I've Dubbed Myself As An Amateur, Not Because I Work In Different Field, But Because I Do What I Do For Love.

Artists Who Don't Paint Aren't Artists.

A Moustache To A Man Is The Same As A Fringe Is To A Woman. When You've Got It, You Want To Grow It Out; When You've Grown It Out, You Want To Cut It.

My Favourite Things Are Jokes, Friendliness And Feeling Comfortable.