As An American Citizen, I'm

Has There Ever Been Anybody, Real Or Fictional, Whiter Than Betty Crocker?

Barack Obama Is Like The Old Joke About Boats. The Two Best Days Of Owning A Boat Are The Day You Buy It And The Day You Sell It.

But The Indisputable Fact Is, A Huge Percentage Of Obama's Voters Are Basically Wards Of The State. There Are Millions Of Them, And They Have No Intention Of Voting For Anyone Who Might Want Them To Ever Go Out And Work For A Living - 'no Matter What.

The Higher Someone's Profile, The Easier It Is For A Defendant To Trade Him Up To The Feds. Mr. Big Is Always A Better Catch Than Mr. Small.

As An American Citizen, I'm Not Asking For Any Special Treatment - The Only Thing I Ask And Want Is To Be Treated Just Like An Illegal Alien.